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« Thread Started on Mar 15, 2009, 9:38pm » | ![[Quote]](http://s4.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
Hi CRdarts- I am new to the area and I enjoy darts ever so much.......unfortunately I have not had a chance to come to a tournament yet  ........reason being is I was raised a "Formal Puritan" (not to boast- it's not the Puritan way  , but my ancestor's were on the Mayflower  ) My strict beliefs forbid hearing, or saying, the Devil's forked tongue cursing, so it is with great trepidation I go to a dart tournament...that is until I learned of a tournament in Atkins, Iowa - my people tell me Satan's voice is not allowed there.....if this is true I would love to come and try darts with non-heathens.. 
Thank you kindly and God Bless!
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« Reply #1 on Mar 21, 2009, 11:16am » | |
Mar 15, 2009, 9:38pm, Hi Friend in Darts wrote:Hi CRdarts- I am new to the area and I enjoy darts ever so much.......unfortunately I have not had a chance to come to a tournament yet ........reason being is I was raised a "Formal Puritan" (not to boast- it's not the Puritan way , but my ancestor's were on the Mayflower ) My strict beliefs forbid hearing, or saying, the Devil's forked tongue cursing, so it is with great trepidation I go to a dart tournament...that is until I learned of a tournament in Atkins, Iowa - my people tell me Satan's voice is not allowed there.....if this is true I would love to come and try darts with non-heathens..
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Welcome and stfu "Friend in Darts". If we darters prefer using the Devil's forked tongue so be it mfer. Enjoy your Atkins outing dumbsh**. Peace.
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« Reply #2 on Mar 28, 2009, 8:27am » | |
Everyones ancestors were on the mayflower Jackass.
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« Reply #3 on Mar 30, 2009, 6:55am » | |
Did the Mayflower from Africa play loud rap music? LMAO!
Did the Mayflower from China have dogs on it? And were they alive? LMAO!
Did the Mayflower from Norway intend on having a NFL team named after them! GO BEARS!
Not all people's ancestors came on the Mayflower!
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